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have u finished it yet

The lamp was for the fly. The black cat's destination is to the kitchen. The 2 other cats may block your path but they CAN be overcome. Once you've passed the 2 obstacle kitties, turn the tv channel to the Lion one. Now most is on set for your black cat's mission in the kitchen. The rest you can figure out.

Bittersweet game. It was a little sad but the game tells you to be optimistic about it, that you shouldn't feel sad but be happy. I didn't know I needed this treatment. I guess my Devil May Cry 5, Left 4 Dead 2, and Resident Evil 4 games weren't the only kind of games I wanted to fix my current mental health with.

no way is that rayma

no way I got 1 for real

i totally agree with this game. Earth is indeed flat wake up you incels. Plus the Gorillas on the outer ring are 100% lore accurate

It is literally in your profile picture lel. This is like something you accidentally stumble upon when you're searching through some storage in your house, only for the memories to start flooding of the fun times you had. 

i was sweating during the game

There was an immediate error

Bro who voiced this shit, 10/10 voicing. If this video taught me anything it is that eating and driving is dangerous. Like, very educational, man.

Is this a reference to David Tennant's doctor no. 10 from Dr. Who?

Game Of The Year

Car is barely controllable, especially at high speeds. Sometimes you get unlucky and spawn near the nextbots which is where you last died, or spawn stuck on a ramp. Being air bound feels like a sitting duck situation. The game's idea is really good though, it has a lot of potential.

Beat the game. 2 levels, not too bad. Even when they spawn close it is still possible to beat. There is no music, only the glitch effect will let you know they're right on your tail. The nextbots are indeed too big.

pretty neat

Also, you can't adjust look sensitivity so you look around super fast.

I don't know much about gmod (P.S. I also don't play roblox if anybody is asking). You can phase through every object in the map, though I kind of like it. It's almost like a feature similar to goat simulator's bugs. Some require more precision, time, and angle but it's quite easy to learn. Hold forward and any horizontal key at the same time, it is so your camera is around 45 degrees when running to a wall (I tend to jump while doing it). You can run to a wall backwards while also strafing. There is also this "super jump" you can do, it's hard for me to explain though so you figure it out yourself (it involves phasing), I have my own way which I don't know how accurate it is. So yeah, phase through objects and super jump for outmaneuvering nextbots than using it to cower and hide.

Anyway, cool little game. Some nextbots have an unfair strange ability but it's cool. I personally like the cop one because it has amazing music. My favorite map is map 3, next is map 1, and lastly map 2.

Did not expect the ending.

This is truly the goose game of all time. I love the part when the goose said "It's honking time" and honked all over the place. Well, the goose did not say that exactly... BUT there is a *MAJOR SPOILERS* Sans battle so that's pretty cool. 

Dismal
Crazy
Badass
Apocalyptic
Savage
Sick Skills
Smokin' Sexy Style

Also, the game is pretty simple in a good way. You just gotta watch your back from time to time, they could be right behind you. Clean game, awesome.

I wish MLG was still relevant. Man, I miss the good old days. I even made MLG videos during the covid pandemic. Materialisimo was my favorite MLG Youtuber, that guy was the best. Today, if someone mentions MLG they'd think about Minecraft stunts like the MLG water bucket. 

The reason it's 120 mb is that the world is unintentionally built too big. The actual adventure didn't even need/used that much space in the game's world. I ended up exploring the city and jellyfish fields out of curiosity for what seemed like 30 minutes. There was no vehicle and everything had to be done from sprinting alone. I don't know why King Neptune is at spawn. And I don't think this has an ending.

This game isn't that bad :)

Omg how did you make a live action of the Titan submarine??!1/

Blue background and yellow circle in the center is all I see.  This is a bruh moment. Hmm, maybe that WAS the game. I rate this game a moment out of bruhs, would bruh again

Oopsies I mixed her up ahaha, I'll change it right away. This is my second time playing a touhou game on pc, first game overall was the mobile Thousand Night Anamnesis. First pc one was also a itch io fan game, that's where I learned the controls from. Idk how to get the original ZUN game though.

I mostly learn the characters from the fan music I listen to in youtube haha. It's very beautiful indeed.

OMG hi!

das fucked up. Anyway, pretty neat. It feels like the good old flash game era. And I'm guessing this is a reference to Popcap's Typer Shark or Shark Type as I like to call it.

Anyway, cool game. I noticed that Shizuha Aki (the orange mistress) has little character in her. She says bland thing lol or is this really just her personality?

Well, that's all I can say about the game's Cons. Overall this is awesome!
edit: I mixed up with the chimken. Once again, beautiful game!

To the unfamiliars:

"Press any key" screen = Z, X, Arrow keys. Press any of the mentioned to start the game.
Arrow keys = Movement. Move your selection, and your character
Shift = Focus/precision. It narrows your fire, slows your movement speed, and reveals your hitbox.
Z = Yes/fire. Press to select something, continue next dialogue, and hold Z for continuous fire
X = No/bomb. Press to deselect something, use a bomb that erases enemy bullets and damage enemy.

How to full screen: Using the arrow keys and letter Z, go to settings and navigate your selection to "windowed" then press left or right key to change "true" to "false", next select "save and quit"

Pro: Flight is smooth
Con: You can only look in one direction

That's about it.

The easter egg bit was pretty humble of you, :)

Idk how to open this from a download. Can you have better installation instructions? Though, I appreciate that it's still playable in the browser. Obama is pretty fast causing you to shut both vents and the sound cues are kind of misaligned to be trusted.

But it has good potential lol

Fumos on wheels is the craziest thing ever

top 10 anime fights

Not bad, I wish the fighting experience was better. i like the part where that green guy cheated on his wife and said "It's cheating time" and cheated all over the place.